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Shows The show is on at 11:00pm on the Comedy Network on Friday nights. It is on in the states at 10:30pm on Mondays on MTV so WATCH IT!!!!!!! Canda Shows I am not going to repeat things that have happended in the canadian section with the ones that happen in the American because the American is just reruns of the last couple of seasons. 1) - in the missing episode all I can rember is that he interupted some local T.V station and went on air pertending to be a crack baby shot in the head. 2) - Tom makes fun of Glenn's smoking and asks Glen for a message to the kids about his smoking and Glenn reply's "What can I say I am the greatest" (if Glen dosn't reply to my email I am starting an anti Glen humplick page/club) - Tom drinks milk from a cow dressed as a police officer , later in the show he sprays Glenn with a 2L bag of milk (Glenn Likes this alot) -Billy Bob (Toms redneck character) meets join in a store and passes out Caramilks. -Tom picks up a ex-narcotics users at a bus stop to drive him to Narcotics animous meeting then takes the mans wrist ban and stick on the back of a ladies car and then the lady thinks that Tom is stalking her and tries to make a getaway. - Interviews 2 immigrant guys and rubs the mike all over the face while they are talking - Shows where Sean lent Tom a Camper Van (a contest they had on the net) they told Sean got to travel with Tom a Derek for 3days. Tom told Seans mom that him and Derik where gay and that Sean had to sleep with them. During the segment Tom was telling about the trip and called Glenn a pediphile (true??). - Pertends to be hurt in a bike accident along the highway people come to help and he claims that he is alright. - Lets some wierd lady sing a song on the show . After he gets her to sing a crack baby song going "Crack babeeeey don't come baaack! , crack baby don't come back". -Went to some Canadian political thing and pertended to be a bird and this huge black guy was gona woop his ass!. 3) - Sneeked up behind people and scared the crap outa them. - Mayed Glen adopt all these kittens cause Glenn likes cats so much , sayed that Glenn colects cat magizines. Tom mayed him adopt the cats or he thretened to kill them! - Tries to give some lady a dead pigeon and fallows her into the bank with it. - Tom gets really drunk drinking hard liquor (rum and coke) trying to see if you get funnier when you drink , in the end he ends up pukeing. After this he goes to street and tries to hug people. - Sticks his finger up Humplicks mouth and makes him vomit (good job Tom) but after Glenn pukes Tom sticks the same finger in his mouth and pukes. - Dresses up like the Crack whore and drinks milk from a cow , some more great utter sucking. I know Glenn wishes he was involved - Has some crazy track marker named Jaque dressed in a sun outfit play with a dead racoon (it looked like the guys was in love with it) - Goes to little league soccer game with ghetto blaster with soccer music and steals the ball and scores goals and crap. Just about gets beat up like 6 times , I think the most times he has got in trouble in one section. Then makes fun of the guys who are getting mad and say " Its people like you who destroy wimbly stadium every year"(ONE OF MY FAVORITES) - Did some dumb skit where he got his dad medicine. But the cool thing was that there was skateboarding (I skate) Tom and Phil boths skate the old school style. Tom bails pretty big doin a fat four wheel slide. After getting the medicine they hit a skatepark. More to come don't feel like writing any more! USA Shows - The shows in the states are just a compilation of Toms best moments in the last couple of years . Some of the new talk show stuff is new however. Teresa sent me an email of all the things that have happened so here they are. 1) Celebrity Sitings- They were new ones in New YOrk 2) Observational Humor- He was dressed in camoflauge and went around with a bullhorn. 5)Security Guard- He pretended to be a security guard in a mall, and walked around with a metal detector. Then at the end, he wheeled this guy out to his car in this big black thing. He also made Glenn learn his lesson for killing animals for leather shoes by making him put on a white jumpsuit and deer antlers and shooting him with paint balls. He also gave Glenn his will and testament(Tom wants Glenn to takes Tom's body, when he dies), and: 1) Throw it from a 40 ft building 2) Detach the arms and legs and put the arms where the legs were and the legs where the arms were 3) Cover his body in gasoline 4) Put his burning body on top of his car till it is just bones 5) Take the bones and make them into 2 special bullets 6) Kill and goat and gorilla 7) Make the goat and gorilla rot in his backyard near the swingset 8) Take their bones and put it in a coffin 9) ANd have the headstone read: HERE LIES TOM GREEN, HALF GOAT, HALF GORILLA 1) Slut Mobile- When he airbrushed two women on his parents car. 2) Condoms- When he went into a store and bought condoms. 3) Old Man- When he asked this old man on the street where he was going, and the old man got really mad and grabbed the mic out of Tom's hand. 4) Navy Sailor- When he went on a Chilean Navy Vessel and was asking a Chilean sailor all these questions. And the sailor answered yes to all of them. 6) 3 AM Cow head- When Tom went into his parents house at 3 in the morning and put a cow's head on their bed. 7) Animal Crackers- When Tom took a whole bunch of farm animals and transported them to his parents house. And his dad only got mad when Tom spilled animal crackers on the floor--not because all the animals were peeing on the floor. 8) Mustard- When Tom was in a store and just started eating mustard trying to check the quality of it. 9) Scubahood(My favorite)- When Tom dressed in scuba gear and went into mall fountains, grabbed fistfulls of coins, and went to the bank to desposit them while he was still dripping wet. 10) Dildos- When Derek Harvie went to Tom's house and left his briefcase there. After he left, Tom and his grandmom saw that he left his briefcase there, and looked inside to investigate. When they opened it, they found dildos, and Tom's grandmom used them to beat eggs, as earrings, rolling bread, and then using it to eat fun dip. Those are just some of the skits that he had and they were all really funny.